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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine

    In news that will surprise no one, Coles has been found guilty of misleading consumers over it’s Down Down campaign by the Federal Court. The…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff

Belle March 30, 2023

A Perth school child has avoided disciplinary action today after being caught with a bottle of the banned “hydration” drink Prime. The school has banned…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference 

Belle March 29, 2023

An unscrupulous WA retailer has been caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing a generous lashing of his own steaming hot piss. He got the idea…

View More Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Baysie To Replace Wrecked Fitzroy Crossing Bridge In A Last Minute Reprieve For The Hungry Girl

Belle March 29, 2023 Up NorthWA Culture

The WA Government has taken advantage of some convenient timing with the destruction of the Bayswater Bridge to commence in April and the commencement of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

If Perth Mum Hears Her Kid Mention Prime One More Damn Time…

Belle March 28, 2023

A Perth mum is on the brink of a meltdown if her stupid kid mentions that moron influencer’s disgusting “sports” drink one more damn time.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

“All Length, No Girth” – Perth Sprawl Failing To Satisfy Residents

Belle March 28, 2023 WA Culture

The great Perth sprawl has copped a scathing appraisal of its performance recently with expert planners saying that it had been coasting on the idea…

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Bell Tower Times Reckons

11 Ways To Make Apprenticeships More Appealing To The WA Youth

Belle March 28, 2023

Government subsidies on Hilux utes – it’s time the Government acknowledged that the price of a Hilux flatbed is ridiculous and a mere pipedream for your…

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  • Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow
  • Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine
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