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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump denies desperation after begging Perth to send floating party cube to Strait of Hormuz

    The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…

    Belle March 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles and Woolworths thank petrol companies for taking the heat off them

    Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable…

    Belle March 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Government permits Woodside to pump crude oil directly into motorists’ tanks to alleviate cost pressure

    Forget high sulphur fuel, the salvation Aussie motorists need from the fuel crisis is coming from WA’s own Woodside who have long sought to cut…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA

    The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter

    The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

AFP Suspects More Blow Is Out There After Whale Is Observed Switching Usual Song For Darude Sandstorm

Belle February 14, 2023

The AFP released a statement today stating that they believe there could be more coke floating around the South West after reports a local whale…

View More AFP Suspects More Blow Is Out There After Whale Is Observed Switching Usual Song For Darude Sandstorm
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Thousands Of Fishos Descend On Denmark Hoping To Snag A Few Lines After AFP Find

Belle February 14, 2023

News that a small plastic-wrapped package containing blow had washed ashore in Denmark has sent WA’s fishing community into a frenzy. With thousands descending on…

View More Thousands Of Fishos Descend On Denmark Hoping To Snag A Few Lines After AFP Find
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Police Update Firearm Map With Entry Instructions To Secret Bunkers, For Public Safety

Belle February 14, 2023

The Western Australian Police Department has updated its controversial map of registered weapon owners with detailed instructions on where and how to access secret weapon…

View More WA Police Update Firearm Map With Entry Instructions To Secret Bunkers, For Public Safety
Health & Medicine

Mr Anti 5G Network

Belle February 14, 2023

Daryl is a living case study of the ill-effects of prolonged exposure to buck bongs,  Zeitgeist documentaries and memes shared by the biggest turd in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Post Malone Denied Entry To Rocko Construction Site For Having Too Few Face Tattoos

Belle February 13, 2023

Post Malone has taken to social media to voice his confusion over being denied entry to a Rockingham construction site on Monday as he sought…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING: Perth Sports Bar Worker Finally At Peace Now 

Belle February 13, 2023

It has been a rough weekend for a Perth sports bar worker who had back-to-back early morning shifts to satisfy the relentless thirst generated by…

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