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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Featured Unique & Other

Mr Perth X-Mas Lights Display

Belle December 6, 2022 X-Mas

Craig has his son for the weekend and decided to take him on a little father/son bonding drive to check out the neighbourhood’s x-mas lights…

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HR Manager Under the Pump For Innovative Ways to Ruin Office X-Mas Party

Belle December 5, 2022 office

With two weeks until the staff X-Mas bash, HR manager Rebecca is desperate to show she still has what it takes to be agile and…

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REPORT: sons of Perth’s boat owners have about 1 hour to replace those flares 

Belle December 4, 2022

The Socceroos’ 2-1 loss to Lionel Messi (or Argentina as the team is sometimes known) was celebrated through the night in Northbridge with fans letting…

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Featured From the Zoo

Why a Bali Bonk Ban Will Be Fark All 

Belle December 3, 2022

You can imagine my suproiiise when I came across an article this morning during me 3rd morning shit. Those Bali dogs are threatening to take…

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BREAKING NEWS

Millennial’s claims she went to the beach not believed in the absence of even one story post

Belle December 2, 2022

Stephanie has been met with a fierce wall of disbelief after telling a group of friends that she went to the beach the other day.…

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BREAKING NEWS Local

WA urges commuters to relax, Roe St upgrade should be done by next Halley’s Comet 

Belle December 2, 2022

The WA Government has heard the constant grumblings from city commuters about the Roe St clusterfuck and has assured them that they can take a…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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