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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING: Swan Draught Rescued From Interstate Brewery

Belle August 4, 2022

The brewing of Swanny D kegs is finally returning to WA after 9 long years of being produced in enemy territory – West End Brewery…

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REPORT: Some Seedy Looking Faces On The Prospector Returning From Diggers Today

Belle August 4, 2022

The Kalgoorlie Prospector has enjoyed some very seedy-looking faces today as delegates return from their 3-day benders at the Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum today. …

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“Essence of Mundy” – Freo star’s DNA to be used in L’Oréal’s new anti-ageing serum

Belle August 4, 2022

L’Oréal has announced it will splice human DNA with moisturiser in an attempt to unlock the awesome anti-ageing qualities of retiring Freo midfielder David Mundy. …

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Perth Airport Promises To Pay Synergy Bill Promptly Next Time

Belle August 3, 2022

Perth Airport responded to criticism over power outages last night which led to the cancellation of flights by vowing to get on top of the…

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Perth man vows revenge against storm for making him get up early to put bin out tomorrow

Belle August 2, 2022

“This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever”, Perth man Ben mused as he lamented his situation in a dripping pool of self-pity. …

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Misunderstood Perth storm just didn’t want you sleeping through your alarm this morning

Belle August 2, 2022

The great Perf storm has apologised for being up and about a bit early this morning but maintains it only had good intentions to ensure…

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  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

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