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    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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Man who has never cleaned out his gutters sure is complaining a lot about water damage

Belle August 9, 2022

Negligent homeowner and all-round useless kent, Todd has once again spent half his day complaining about the water pooling in and around his property.  Despite…

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Group of blokes in puffer jackets & chinos pretty excited after hearing about JK’s huge “bag”

Belle August 7, 2022

A group of western suburbs lads have been sent into a frenzy after hearing about the sheer volume of JK’s bag.  The rugby union fans…

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Ms F45

Belle August 7, 2022 HealthInstagramsports

True to any modern fitness craze, the only way to achieve personal benefit is to spray your fad all over the toilet seat of humanity…

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Eagles officials will “weld gates shut” to stop members slipping out before JK’s farewell

Belle August 7, 2022

The West Coast Eagles have sent their members a clear message – stay until the end or deal with the dire consequences.  While the bulk…

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The West Coast Eagles Fan 2022

Belle August 7, 2022 Footy

When times were good, Thomas bled blue & yellow like a hemophilic royal with high cholesterol. A true wait-awhile-crocodile that basked gloriously on the sunny…

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Energy Generated From JK Applause Expected To Power Perth’s Grid For A Decade

Belle August 7, 2022

Perth is preparing to harness a green yet sadly nonrenewable source of energy today. Setting up powerful batteries to collect the raw energy generated every…

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  • Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
  • Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
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