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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA

Belle November 3, 2022

The highest reaches of the WA Government were scrambling to keep costing data secret after the successful transportation of WA’s favourite long boi, Inkosi the…

View More REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA
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Qantas thanks CHOICE for top Shonky accolade conceding it’s the closest thing they’ll get to an award for some time 

Belle November 3, 2022

CHOICE’s Shonky Awards are meant to be a badge of dishonour but Qantas is taking any awkward they can get right now. Conceding that they…

View More Qantas thanks CHOICE for top Shonky accolade conceding it’s the closest thing they’ll get to an award for some time 
BREAKING NEWS

SOR’s first pub car park shadow boxing tournament an uncontested hit 

Belle November 3, 2022 SOR

Organisers of the first SOR Pub Car Park Shadow Boxing tournament have declared the event an “uncontested hit” after 10 of SOR’s fiercest closing time…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Gluten Intolerance

Belle November 3, 2022 FoodNew AgePseudo Science

Many years ago, Celeste moved to the bohemian backstreets of South Fremantle. Her fiendish penchant for pingas and darts was replaced by Bikram Yoga and…

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Perth giraffe Inkosi “fending it off with a stick” after flexing his 6151 postcode to SA hick Giraffes

Belle November 2, 2022

The boy from WA is apparently making waves in Monarto after rolling in strong with his big smoke ways. By all accounts, the South Australian…

View More Perth giraffe Inkosi “fending it off with a stick” after flexing his 6151 postcode to SA hick Giraffes
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Boss who spends Monday morning golfing and Friday arvo pissed questions work ethic of his plebs wanting a 4 day working week

Belle November 2, 2022

A WA boss who describes himself on Linkedin as the kind of guy who leads from the front and weathers the storm with his crew…

View More Boss who spends Monday morning golfing and Friday arvo pissed questions work ethic of his plebs wanting a 4 day working week

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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