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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    England starts drinking now in preparation for 2027 Ashes 

    The English Cricket Team have sent a powerful message to its haters by starting their vigorous preparation for the 2027 Ashes right now. As reported…

    Belle January 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    The 10 Best WA Beaches To Teach Your Kids Important Life Lessons 

    WA is known for two things – shithot beaches and being a wonderful place to raise a family. So why not combine the two and…

    Belle January 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Mining giants Rio Tinto & Glencore consider merger to create the world’s longest online induction 

    The mining world has been rocked after Rio Tinto announced it was reinvigorating negotiations with Glencore over the idea of creating the world’s longest online…

    Belle January 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: needless to say Patrol driver not taking cycling event related road closures well

    Local Patrol driver Brayden has run into his absolute kryptonite today after inadvertently finding himself redirected due to the Westbridge Funds cycling championship in Perth…

    Belle January 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 

    The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something…

    Belle January 9, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas

Belle December 16, 2022

Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem

Belle December 15, 2022

Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…

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Featured Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Perth X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 15, 2022

Trish has turned more people into online shoppers than the Rona. Why? Because sharing a multi-retail facility with her is about as pleasant as being…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 14, 2022 Party

In an act of ill-advised booze-haggery, Jodee necks two bottles of Yellowglen Pink while getting ready for her work Christmas party. She squeezed into a…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Secret Santa Participants That’ll Ruin the Magic This Year

Belle December 14, 2022

The Neglectful Shitbag – Everyone knows this guy. They couldn’t organise a skinny dip in the genetic pool at a Collie Family X-mas bash. In…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Dhufish Ban Expected To Deplete Stocks Of Fresh Tinder Photos In 2023

Belle December 13, 2022

Critics of WA’s fiercely contested legislation to help safeguard the survival of local demersal fish such as dhueys and snapper has the nation’s horndogs concerned.…

View More Dhufish Ban Expected To Deplete Stocks Of Fresh Tinder Photos In 2023

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  • English Cricket Team stranded in Australia after being unable to catch a plane either 
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