Metronet hires 1000s of aggro FIFO workers to give public an authentic airport line experience on open day
To celebrate the opening of the long overdue Airport Line, Metronet has pulled out all the stops to ensure the day is a success. They…
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Halloween decoration outrage to momentarily replace early X-Mas decoration outrage in WA
Community FB admins are enjoying a welcome relief from their outrage campaigns about X-Mas shit being available in mid-October. With the anti-Halloween sentiment in full…
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Belmont Man Wins the Bogan Suit Wearing Trifecta – Wedding, Races, Magistrates
It has been a big week for local Brickie, Thommo, who won an impressive trifecta after wearing the same suit to 3 big occasions in…
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IN FOCUS: A Guide to Oktoberfest
Guten tag! Anyone who has been to Oktoberfest in Munich knows how embarrassing Australians are at this event. This is mostly due to the damning…
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Australian Thong Etiquette 101
1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…
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Thrice divorced dad says fark it, proposes to his AU station wagon
An unlucky in love dad of two has conceded that “the one” has been under his nose this whole time. His ever reliable Ford AU…
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