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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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SPORTSBALL
Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms “Sportsball”

Belle August 21, 2022 Footy

Anna’s personality is a pneumatic drill hammering away on the Sunday morning of your soul. Her only goal in life is to penetrate your thick…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Froth Town 2022

Belle August 20, 2022

Steph is nothing like you seltzer swilling Sportsgirls. She’s a bit different. She’s into craft beer and is attending Froth Town so she can roam…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

The WA Hobby Farmer

Belle August 19, 2022 WA Culture

For the past 30 years, Brian has rolled through the easy streets of life in his rose-tinted Grange Rover. That’s what happens when you’re blessed…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr. St Georges Terrace Long Lunch

Belle August 18, 2022

Some speculate the last time Alan put in a full day’s work was around the late 90s. Since then he’s masterfully split his working week…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA Liberals Regain Power After ScoMo Secretly Swears Himself Into About 40 Seats

Belle August 17, 2022

The slippery dawg has done it again. This time secretly appointing himself to democratically held seats in the WA Legislative Assembly. With no one really…

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Featured Your Best Life

Dealing with ya shitfabrains boss

Belle August 17, 2022

G’day farkwits, Keifo here. Even an untameable bull like me sometoimes has to work under some flog who reckons he’s me “boss”. It’s an unfortunate part…

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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
  • Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 
  • REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 
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