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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Man Suddenly An Expert On 10 Cuisines After Moving To East Vic Park A Week Ago

    John’s friends & family are shocked to see him change from a guy who won’t go to a restaurant if there isn’t a parmi on…

    Belle May 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Willetton skatepark to be converted into an octagon after Jack Della Maddalena puts Willo on the map

    Move over skating, Willetton is synonymous with a new extreme sport now: MMA thanks to local legend Jack Della Maddalena. Kids from all over the…

    Belle May 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Gen Z backpacker denied FIFO job for having insufficient TikTok experience

    An Irish backpacker has had her dreams shattered after a big mining company deemed her TikTok skills insufficient to carry out the entry level job…

    Belle May 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations Featured

Mr Rockingham

Belle April 24, 2022 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholFIFO

Dieson has the Rocko look. Fake Gucci sunnies, a mullet, Nike Air Max, Unit apparel and more ink on his body than a toey Aquaman…

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Afternoon Smoke Cover Making Belmont Low n Slow BBQ Enthusiast Feel A Bit Frisky

Belle April 21, 2022

Perth has enjoyed a blanket of smoke as the afternoon wind posed a serious challenge to after-work joggers and chumps who had their washing on…

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Perth Can Finally Rest Easy Again Now The City West Dome Is Being Restored 

Belle April 21, 2022

It has been an uneasy month for Perth as the City West Dome was removed suddenly one morning. Many felt like the city had been…

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Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him

Belle April 20, 2022

A well-to-do Inglewood swinging dick, is ropable that the Wait Awhile State dared to improve critical infrastructure in such a manner as to inconvenience his…

View More Perth Man All For Improving Infrastructure So Long As It Doesn’t Personally Inconvenience Him
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SOR Tough Guy Denied Entry To Pub Biff For Failing To Wear Red Jordans

Belle April 19, 2022 SOR

“He simply didn’t meet the dress code”, was the official line from the participants of the smash on Tuesday afternoon. Adding, “we have standards for a…

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Perth Dad Looking At Your Bin To Rehome Stinking Bag Of Seafood After Missing Bin Day

Belle April 19, 2022

Perth Dad, Craig, has blamed a combination of Easter break disorientation, the FOGO system, and his useless teenage children for failing to get his red…

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  • Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
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