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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA Woman Denied Permission To Leave Bali Until She Uploads Some Floating Breakfast Content

Belle December 11, 2022

A young WA woman has been detained at Denpasar Airport today after authorities were tipped off that she visited the Island paradise and didn’t upload…

View More WA Woman Denied Permission To Leave Bali Until She Uploads Some Floating Breakfast Content
BREAKING NEWS Travel

Travel warning issued to French backpackers returning through Perth’s Northern suburbs today

Belle December 11, 2022

The Western Australian Government has issued a travel warning to all French backpackers following the national team’s win over England in the early hours of…

View More Travel warning issued to French backpackers returning through Perth’s Northern suburbs today
BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life

Belle December 10, 2022 WA Culture

Ben stands on the sand overlooking a very blowy Leighton Beach before rubbing his temples in a desperate attempt to calm down, “why am I…

View More Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life
BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Scarborough Eerily Quiet After Brazil Was Booted From The World Cup

Belle December 10, 2022

An eerie silence has fallen over the Perth suburb of Scarborough as the strong Brazilian population comes to grips with the World Cup favourites getting…

View More BREAKING: Scarborough Eerily Quiet After Brazil Was Booted From The World Cup
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Good Sign Thursday Drinks Are Out Of Control As Mid 30’s Mates Start Pining For Clubba Days

Belle December 8, 2022

A lovely little catch-up between a group of mates soon went south as the cold bevvies went down a little too easily in the sweltering…

View More Good Sign Thursday Drinks Are Out Of Control As Mid 30’s Mates Start Pining For Clubba Days
BREAKING NEWS

Perth Woman posting lightning pics regrets bringing a ‘19 Android phone to a DSLR fight

Belle December 8, 2022

A Perth woman has admitted she didn’t know what she was thinking capturing last night’s stunning electric light show with a flogged-out, piece of shit…

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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
  • NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon
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