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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Mr Burning Man Festival

Belle September 1, 2022 New AgePartyWorld

When the septic tank of self-delusion overflows everyone cops a whiff; and at this time of year those filling the world with the most shit…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr YehhNahhhh

Belle September 1, 2022 Bogantradie

It’s Friday morning, so Damo rolls out of bed, checks an empty Emu can for leftovers and pontificates with his de facto, a woman that…

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Only mystery true-crime addict can’t solve is why the cops haven’t sought her expertise

Belle August 31, 2022

You don’t spend a quarter of your adult life listening to podcast after podcast of gruesome true-crime stories without picking up a thing or two…

View More Only mystery true-crime addict can’t solve is why the cops haven’t sought her expertise
Unique & Other Health & Medicine

Mrs Macca’s Monopoly

Belle August 31, 2022

It’s Macca’s Monopoly time so Kristeen is preparing to gorge herself like Sir Mix-a-Lot’s anaconda at the Tip Top factory.  Sure, dooming her kids to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth dad who caught son smoking just relieved he didn’t catch him vaping

Belle August 30, 2022

A Perth father that has paid far too much attention to the media has breathed a sigh of relief after finding his son destroying his…

View More Perth dad who caught son smoking just relieved he didn’t catch him vaping
BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA Health considers relaxing stocktake on the “good stuff” to help attract more nurses

Belle August 30, 2022

It’s no secret that staffing at WA hospitals is a serious issue. So WA Health is considering a radical measure to attract more nurses, especially…

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  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
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