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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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Health & Medicine

Ms Self Diganosis

Belle May 16, 2022 HealthMedicine

If whinging about imaginary ailments was an Olympic sport then Eliza must be Complain Bolt. She sets the gold standard in self-diagnosis, hypochondria and dramatic…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Unique & Other

The WA Gumtree/Marketplace Pest

Belle May 14, 2022 HobbyShopping

Gavin spots a washing machine for $300 in Yokine. To begin courting the seller he ungracefully mashed the “is this available” button before leaving the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Man Offers Cash For Positive RAT To Get Out Of Wedding He Doesn’t Want To Go To

Belle May 13, 2022

In a desperate attempt to weasel out of a cousin’s wedding, Perth man, Dan has taken to online marketplaces to make an infected sack of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Joop! Limits Imposed At Perth Pubs As Punters Start Moving Inside 

Belle May 13, 2022

Venues across Perth have begun to implement a stricter Joop! policy to protect the increasing number of West Aussies seeking shelter from the Autumn arctic…

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Work & Study

Mr WA Engineer Grad

Belle May 13, 2022 employmentFIFOmining

There are plenty of swinging dicks in the WA mining sector, but none swing as far past the knees as the University of Western Australia…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Fremantle Couple Name Firstborn “Flagmantle” 

Belle May 11, 2022 flagmantle

Fanatic Dockers supporters Claire & John’s beautiful baby boy was safely delivered at 6:05 am and they wasted no time naming the child “Flagmantle Mundy…

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  • Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK
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