Self-Serve Checkout Rorter Claims He’s Just Doing His Bit To Fight Inflation, RBA Approves
A man busted trying to put through expensive deli meats in mushroom bags today has exclaimed his innocence. Saying he only sought to rip off…
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Local Councils Consider Allowing Right Turns At Beaufort & Walcott Again To Spice Things Up
The City of Stirling and The City of Vincent have considered spicing things up a little and allowing motorists to turn right at the notorious…
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Former Crypto-Bro Slides Seamlessly Into His New Identity As An AI Expert
It has been an eye opening couple of years for former Perth cryptocurrency “expert”, Ben, who admits that while he lost everything on meme-coins he…
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WA Quietly Scraps Plans For Swan Blimp Tours Of South Carolina
Tourism WA has decided not to bring back the Swan Blimp for exclusive floats over the coast of South Carolina after seeing how the Seppos…
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Scabs Mums Report Spate Of Missing GHDs As Groms Try To Replicate Local Hero’s Cut
Mums all over Scarborough are taking to Facebook groups to ask who tf has their GHD straightener after Cooper Connelly put in a serious effort…
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After Work Drinks Ruined By Coworker Once Again Talking About God Damn Work
It was shaping up to be the perfect afternoon for workers at a city firm. With an email going out at 2:30 saying everyone was…
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