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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Family To Skip Skyworks Over Fears of Getting Infected With Case Of Having-a-shit-time

Belle January 26, 2022

A Dianella family has sensationally pulled the pin on their plans to attend the City of Perth Skyworks this evening over fears they could all…

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WA Culture & Notable Events Featured

Mr Southern Cross Tattoo

Belle January 25, 2022 Bogan

Tyler uses his Southern Cross tatt to navigate the sea of racial tolerance and find the safe port of excessive patriotism to help shield himself…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Kiwi Coworker Doesn’t Want To Hear About So-Called 4.7 Magnitude “Earthquake”

Belle January 25, 2022 kiwi

Dan almost threw his Jandal at the telly when he heard a report that a 4.7 magnitude earthquake had rocked some woolen socks out near…

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Freo Doctor Has The Audacity To Come Crawling Back

Belle January 24, 2022 WA Culture

Once again, the Freo Doctor has had the sheer nerve to come crawling back to us after deciding to piss off for a week leaving…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Double J’s Hottest 100 of 2001

Belle January 23, 2022 WA Culture

Truth be told, Trent probably could have dealt with the Wiggles taking out top spot in yesterday’s Triple J Hottest 100 better. Alas, after half…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Smashing Vodka Cruisers

Belle January 23, 2022 booze

Cruisers truly are the forbidden fruit of the booze world. From teenage girls to fully grown Toolies, there is no stopping the rapid consumption of…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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