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    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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Premier Pitches “Doing Laps Around Cappuccino Strip” To Entice Italian Tourists On Recent Trip To Rome

Belle June 29, 2022 TravelWA Culture

In a two-pronged plan to attract Italian tourists and help bring some familiar life back to Freo, Marko has pitched the joy of “cap laps”…

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Mr AFL Talkback

Belle June 28, 2022

Ron views himself as an old school, knockabout, St George figure that is on a personal crusade to slay the dragon of contemporary footy culture. …

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BREAKING: Albany Announces Shock Retirement

Belle June 27, 2022

After 196 years in the WA city game, Albany has made the brave decision to hang up its hat and enjoy its twilight years without…

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Perth Van Gogh Attendee Wants You Plebs To Know She’s Been To The Actual Museum In Amsterdam

Belle June 26, 2022

An attendee at Perth Van Gogh Alive exhibit has gone to great lengths to separate herself from the plebs by treating her surrounds to loud…

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American Tourists Warned After Rockingham Put On The Map Again 

Belle June 26, 2022

A recent survey of Americans looking to visit Western Australia revealed that they see Rockingham as a mythical land of attractive celebrities, elite basketballers, top…

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BREAKING: Dangerous Night To Be A Froff In An Accountant’s Fridge

Belle June 25, 2022

One rarely hears the expression, “party like an accountant”, unless of course, they are referring to the annual EOFY celebrations. A time when mild-mannered accountants…

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  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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