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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

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Famed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket list

Belle October 17, 2022

One of the best in the business, who wishes to remain anonymous, has apparently broken down in tears this afternoon after finally getting around to…

View More Famed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket list
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BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker

Belle October 17, 2022 Golden Triangle

Brockmann has done what most men couldn’t. Nay, most mere mortals couldn’t. He made the shift from Cottesloe to Bondi without being a massive stain…

View More BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker
BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All Bases

Belle October 17, 2022

“Emergency DeBARtment” is a radical concept that hopes to find a compromise between the will of the public and the desire to not let Yagan…

View More WA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All Bases
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Local ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp 

Belle October 15, 2022

Perth has been treated to a display of raw, unadulterated masculinity as an impatient man started a fight at the boat ramp this morning.  Witnesses…

View More Local ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp 
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Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight

Belle October 15, 2022

Rather than lament its clientele, Jetstar has decided to “lean into it” and install an octagon fight cage as one sees in the UFC in…

View More Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight
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AFL fans outraged at allegations Brownlow votes were leaked and they didn’t get the mail

Belle October 15, 2022

The Footy world has been left in shock over allegations an umpire leaked Brownlow votes to a group known to him to win a cutla…

View More AFL fans outraged at allegations Brownlow votes were leaked and they didn’t get the mail

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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