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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers

    Cricket Australia has reacted strongly to the news David Warner was charged with drink driving in Sydney this week. In a special press conference called…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Barrack Arch repurposed as residential to service much needed high end luxury apartment market

    The WA Government has made a brave call and decided to repurpose the Barrack Arch as a residential apartment block to service those most in…

    Belle April 7, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

48 month old demands all mention of “years” be banned from his birth celebration

Belle September 18, 2022

A proud 48 month old human has instructed his mother to inform all guests to his “48-month celebration” that any mention of “years” will result…

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Work & Study Featured

The St Georges Terrace Mining Boy

Belle September 18, 2022 mining

Ever since Rob got a job in big mining his ego has runaway like a BHP iron ore train. Choo choo, plebs, nothing is derailing…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Freo puts in a request to stay to remaining players

Belle September 15, 2022

The Freo footy club has given formal notice to its remaining players that it would like them to please stay after 4 players requested trades…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

FIFO worker demands to be paid in vape juice

Belle September 14, 2022

A Baldivis FIFO worker has taken the skills shortage as a chance to negotiate some demands if his company wants to keep him on –…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Fresh inner North resident finally feels at home after opinionated rant about best conti rolls

Belle September 12, 2022

It has taken Simon a few months to find his Perth inner north suburban identity but believes he’s finally made progress after getting overly intense…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Flagmantle bandwagoner relieved he forgot to take the tag off his fresh merch 

Belle September 10, 2022

It was a tough night for Flagmantle diehards but old mate Bailey could at least sleep tight in the knowledge he can get a full…

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  • Cricket Australia Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Charged with Blowing Numbers
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