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    Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

    Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

    Belle October 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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Perth Man Who Didn’t Get Tomorrow Off Has The Most Elegant Solution

Belle January 26, 2023

Knowing he is one sickie away from termination, Perth man Simmo has hedged all his bets on 2 banging Maximum energy drinks in about an…

View More Perth Man Who Didn’t Get Tomorrow Off Has The Most Elegant Solution
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Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From

Belle January 25, 2023

An excited punter has made sure he took Friday off as annual leave which secured himself a 4 day long weekend. 4 lovely days of…

View More Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Nation Set To Cop Big Load Of WA Boomtown Prices, RBA Warns As Inflation Rises 

Belle January 25, 2023

The RBA has made a bleak prediction today, warning the nation that they are about to cop a massive, steaming load of the kind of…

View More Nation Set To Cop Big Load Of WA Boomtown Prices, RBA Warns As Inflation Rises 
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Office Manager Fears For Job After AI Software Taught To Write Passive Aggressive Notes No One Reads

Belle January 24, 2023

Eventually, AI will come for all of our jobs. Some sooner than others as an office manager in a mid-sized West Perth firm learned today…

View More Office Manager Fears For Job After AI Software Taught To Write Passive Aggressive Notes No One Reads
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Grocery Cost Crisis Laid Bare As Twiggy & Gina Seen Tussling Over Marked Down Foie Gras

Belle January 24, 2023

Unbelievable scenes were witnessed at a trendy western suburb market today as the two mining billionaires were seen tussling over a jar of foie gras…

View More Grocery Cost Crisis Laid Bare As Twiggy & Gina Seen Tussling Over Marked Down Foie Gras
BREAKING NEWS Business

Viagra Manufacturer Reaches Out To Qantas, Asks If It Needs Some Help “Staying Up”

Belle January 24, 2023

Pfizer has reached out to Qantas after the airline recorded yet another flop. This time a flight had to return to Adelaide en route to…

View More Viagra Manufacturer Reaches Out To Qantas, Asks If It Needs Some Help “Staying Up”

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