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    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REPORT: Hearing Victorians whinge about finals airfare gouging really gets your Westralia senses tingling 

    Western Australia has struggled to keep a straight face this week after hearing the outrage coming from Victorian footy fans over the annual finals airfare…

    Belle September 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

    It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

    Belle September 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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Reckons

IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie

Belle July 6, 2021

It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life

Belle June 29, 2021

Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…

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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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Unique & Other

Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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IN FOCUS: Corporate Team Building Days

Belle June 23, 2021

Gastro hates them! Because HR Managers have found a way to ruin a day off for employees without turning their arses into violently erupting shitcanos…

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  • Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 
  • Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final
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