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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Travellers to WA Must Prove They are Not Clive Palmer in Public Health Measure

Belle August 16, 2021

In a measure to protect health of all Western Australians, anyone travelling into WA will need to prove they are not Clive Palmer to gain…

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Margetts Induction into WCE Hall of Fame in Doubt after Derby Choke

Belle August 15, 2021

Dean Margetts’ final game as an AFL umpire has been tainted after he was unable to give the Eagles that winning edge to get up…

View More Margetts Induction into WCE Hall of Fame in Doubt after Derby Choke
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The Perth Hiking Enthusiast

Belle August 14, 2021

Jennifer always knew that simply believing she was better than other millennials wasn’t enough. She had to prove it. So you’d better believe you were…

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Cull Ordered on Feral LandCruisers in the Pilbara & Kimberley Regions

Belle August 13, 2021

Every dry season, LandCruiser numbers in the state’s top end grow to plague like proportions as southerners look to escape the gloom of a mild…

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WA’s First Ski Resort To Open On Bluff Knoll Next Year

Belle August 11, 2021

WA residents who have been cruelly mocked for flocking to Aldi to spend hundreds of dollars on ski gear are about to get the last…

View More WA’s First Ski Resort To Open On Bluff Knoll Next Year
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The Tesla Owner

Belle August 9, 2021

It’s remarkable how Deon developed an overwhelming environmental conscience around the same time his father handballed him some very generously priced options in one of…

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  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

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