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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Work & Study

The Amateur Model Photographer

Belle October 28, 2020 creepemploymentInstagram

Tom is the pile of crusty tissues next to the bed of amateur photography. A man with the personality of a discarded FHM magazine on…

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Mr Adventure World

Belle October 27, 2020 Bogan

Ken feels enough time has elapsed from an incident in 2018 for him to return to Adventure World for a day with the kids. He…

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So, You’ve Forgotten how to Google it?

Belle October 17, 2020

In the Facebook kingdom, the seemingly innocent act of asking your peers for information has been invaded by two separate yet equally fucked species: the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Adidas Snap Pants

Belle October 17, 2020

They say you only truly enjoyed your Adidas snap pants for two days – the day you stole them and the day they protected your…

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Work & Study

The WA Transit Officer

Belle October 16, 2020

Tex was infamous at school for being both a bully and a snitch. The sort of kid to administer a gnarly nipple-cripple on the bus…

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Being a Massive Workplace Arse Kisser

Belle October 14, 2020

In the cruel ocean of the workplace, there are predators and prey. Which is why you have become a suckerfish that latches directly onto the…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
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