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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Gosnells

Belle August 13, 2020 Crime

Kailee can’t believe Koby broke up with her. She sits around in Juicy hot pants and soaks up pity like a skank-sponge in an ashtray…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Harley Davidson Rider

Belle August 7, 2020 DadEntertainmentmotoring

Plastic surgeons hate him! Because Lou has found out a way to increase his dick size without ever stepping foot in an operating theatre! Harley…

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Unique & Other

The Amateur Explosives Expert

Belle August 6, 2020

2020 should have Robbo on a bloody retainer. He is a multi-disciplined educating machine and has spent the past 8 months dishing out strongly-worded reckons…

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Health & Medicine

The Aussie Anti-Masker

Belle July 21, 2020

Marley used to go by Matthew before his rebirth at 3 am during Splendour in the Grass 3 years ago. In that nang covered tent…

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Reckons

So, You’ve Decided to be a Streaker?

Belle July 17, 2020

Ever since organised sport began, humankind has felt the need to bolt across the grass like a New Zealander getting chased out of a shearing…

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Work & Study

The TAFE Student

Belle July 1, 2020

Thaison rolls into the Rockingham TAFE car park in a flogged out Triton with a large “SEND IT” sticker across the back window.  Never one…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
  • Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages
  • Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
  • WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
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