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    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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IN FOCUS: Rocking a Mullet

Belle March 29, 2021 Bogan

In contemporary Australian culture, a mullet has always been the perfect haircut to let your 2nd cousin know that you take a relaxed view when…

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Travellers

Mr & Mrs “Wander Out Yonder”

Belle March 29, 2021

School holidays are when WA’s Northern towns become more popular than the fat guy in an Andes plane wreck survival party. Hordes of Godless savages…

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POSTCODES: GERALDTON 6530

Belle March 28, 2021

Don’t be fooled by this sleepy coastal City, the townsfolk haven’t slept a wink! Gero – the Northern gateway to worse places. Getting There Seeing…

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Unique & Other

The Chilli Enthusiast

Belle March 28, 2021

Dylan was born with taste buds whiter than the special varnish on a liberal MP’s desk. Despite the caucasian curse of chilli intolerance, he persevered…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Fremantle

Belle March 28, 2021

Tamara uses her last youth allowance payment to kit herself out like a fierce eco-warrior: khaki cargo pants, a black Sea Shepherd shirt, hiking boots…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Unblocking the Suez Canal – a panel of armchair experts

Belle March 27, 2021

In the filthy Suez of life, some turds block the system. It’s then the job of highly trained experts to roll up their sleeves and…

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  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
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