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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ed Sheeran spotted at the OBH with a Butler tan telling everyone it’s gonna be Ipswich’s year lad 

    “The Tractor Boys are on”, Ed loudly exclaimed as he ordered another “Laaaagerrrr” when it was “his turn to get the beers in” at the…

    Belle February 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fremantle responds to bridge closures by installing a slackline across the river

    The world’s longest slackline running from North Fremantle to South Beach will be installed tomorrow when the bridge closes.  The emergency slackline is expected to…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA Government to offer a buyback amnesty for all cars with insufferable burble tunes 

    The Western Australian Government has launched a new initiative to take obnoxious gunshot noises off our streets.  Owners of vehicles with burble tunes or any…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Homelander has a most elegant solution to the LandCruiser clogging up his scenic Caves Road drive

    Old mate Homelander is in the South West currently filming a new Netflix surfing show.  To pass some time between shooting, he decided to enjoy…

    Belle January 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it

    Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…

    Belle January 30, 2026
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Reckons

IN FOCUS: The Art of Chucking a Sickie

Belle July 6, 2021

It’s a familiar scenario – the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than drag…

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Unique & Other

Mr Tax Return

Belle July 2, 2021 FIFOMoneytradie

A tax return is like winning the lotto for people who don’t realise that it’s their money, to begin with, and much like a scratchie-card…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life

Belle June 29, 2021

Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…

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Work & Study

The Perth Accountant

Belle June 28, 2021

Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…

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Unique & Other

Mr Unsubstantiated Lockdown Rumour

Belle June 27, 2021

Stop the presses. Old mate Kev has read a poorly worded chain post stating that Perth is about to go into lockdown “indefinitely” because the…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Corporate Team Building Days

Belle June 23, 2021

Gastro hates them! Because HR Managers have found a way to ruin a day off for employees without turning their arses into violently erupting shitcanos…

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  • Fremantle responds to bridge closures by installing a slackline across the river
  • WA Government to offer a buyback amnesty for all cars with insufferable burble tunes 
  • Homelander has a most elegant solution to the LandCruiser clogging up his scenic Caves Road drive
  • Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it
  • A day in the life of an electrician 

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