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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The IKEA Couple

Belle March 9, 2021

To some, the weekend is a beautiful oasis in the desert of life obligation. Some relax, some party and others risk divorce by diving into…

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Mr Anti Pill Testing

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John growls at life like a less charming version of Mark Latham, which in the charm stakes, is setting the bar so low it could…

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5 Types of Shocking Bosses (Part 1: Men)

Belle March 4, 2021

The Power Tripper – usually promoted out of necessity rather than merit, the power tripper will take out all their insecurities on their staff by…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Belmont Forum

Belle March 2, 2021

It’s grocery day, so Cyclone Sandra will be storming in hot & heavy to her local shopping forum. Staff are in a constant state of…

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Ms Scarborough

Belle February 28, 2021

After finishing school in the early 2000s, Sez managed to work her way through more scum than a bottle of CLR. She had a thing…

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Mrs Perth Storm

Belle February 28, 2021

Like a weak contestant on Gladiators, Perth lives in constant fear of getting smashed by a storm. Susan is all about that life and reacts…

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  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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