The REAL Top 5 Perth Tourist Attractions
One can be forgiven for being overcome with a cold sweat at the thought of having to show friends or family around Perth for the…
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The Natural/Organic Wine Enthusiast
If you happen to be an alcoholic beverage, then Monique’s body is harder to get into than a night at the Roxbury. Any vino wishing…
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The Perth South African
Oscar’s parents were drawn to Perth’s white outer suburbs like parched warthogs to a watering hole. The rotting carcass of house & land packages provided…
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Being a workplace snitch
Were you born a professional humpback? Has nature been so cruel to stunt your natural charms & aptitude forcing you to lurk in the shadows…
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IN FOCUS: Perth’s Urban Sprawl
Suck shit, Sochi, Russia – Perf is now believed to be the world champion at urban sprawl. From Two Rocks to Singleton, this bad boy…
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IN FOCUS: Canning Highway
If Stirling Highway is the Ted Bundy of people’s will to live then Canning Highway is surely a sad little copycat trying to grasp at…
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