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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

    Top 11 worst people you’ll encounter at the pub this silly season

    The guy who thinks waving a pineapple is ballin’ – Woah, calm down Bill Gates, you wouldn’t want to start a stampede of every female bartender…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something 

    The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA holiday spots overwhelmed by rowdy Balinese tourists

    As the Aussie dollar drops, Western Australian holiday hot spots are being inundated with rowdy Balinese tourists who have decided to give Australia a taste…

    Belle December 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    Top 14 Signs You’re A Down South Pest

    Going down south is an important part of the Westralian spirit. Some are well behaved, most aren’t, get your bingo cards ready: 1. You ruin…

    Belle December 20, 2025
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Unique & Other

The Chilli Enthusiast

Belle March 28, 2021

Dylan was born with taste buds whiter than the special varnish on a liberal MP’s desk. Despite the caucasian curse of chilli intolerance, he persevered…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Fremantle

Belle March 28, 2021

Tamara uses her last youth allowance payment to kit herself out like a fierce eco-warrior: khaki cargo pants, a black Sea Shepherd shirt, hiking boots…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Unblocking the Suez Canal – a panel of armchair experts

Belle March 27, 2021

In the filthy Suez of life, some turds block the system. It’s then the job of highly trained experts to roll up their sleeves and…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Perf Bucks Party

Belle March 26, 2021 Bogan

In two weeks Anfernee will be walking Kaylah down the sandy aisle of Kuta Beach. While Kaylah yearns for the majesty of her shoeless ceremony,…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Balcatta

Belle March 24, 2021

Francesco has lived in Balcatta ever since he migrated from the old country in the 60s. According to Frank, once he got here, he single…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Taxiiiiii

Belle March 24, 2021 CringeDrugs & AlcoholParty

Simmo has decided to mix things up and is spending another Saturday drinking with “the boys” from his footy club. He hides his crippling fear…

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