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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 2)

Belle December 30, 2020

Clive becomes public enemy no.1 – between June and November, WA was united by its burning hatred of Clive the Hutt. Unable to accept he…

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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2020

The Goatman Cometh – on 11 January, Peter Riley aka the Goatman, casually strolls into the Rotto pub after a bust-up with a huge yellowtail…

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IN FOCUS: Pink Stretch Hummers

Belle December 26, 2020 Bogan

Given the expense of renting one of these bad girls, the Pink Stretch Hummer has become synonymous with “bogan black tie” events such as a…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr High Wycombe

Belle December 20, 2020

After enjoying a traditional hills breakfast of buckets & eggs, Donophen is struck by a yew-bolt of inspiration. He rescues his favourite boardies from the…

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Work & Study

The Northbridge Bouncer

Belle December 13, 2020

Friday night, fight night. Jase begins his daily routine: an injection of anabolic steroids followed by blowing thick clouds while trying to staunch out his…

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BACK IN THE DAY: Trips in the Maxi Taxi

Belle December 12, 2020

Years before Uber forced everyone to be a model passenger with their rating system, the Maxi Taxi reigned supreme. Best described as a mobile primate…

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