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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax return 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement

    Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…

    Belle June 29, 2025
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POSTCODES: Baldivis 6171

Belle May 17, 2019

Spend a wonderful day in Baldivis. A semi-rural suburb that is too close to Rockingham and not far enough away from Mandurah. A suburb that…

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So, you are joining the Perth Glory Bandwagon?

Belle May 16, 2019

You may be thinking, “Perth Glory? Didn’t we take that off the hinges and exhibit it in the museum?” A fair mistake to make, but…

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IN FOCUS: NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS

Belle May 13, 2019

Fuck off. You genetic clone. You never swing as low. You’ll never be that man who did what it took to don the mid-life-crisis-kicks. The…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “I’m in a Corporate Box”

Belle May 7, 2019

For 5 years, Gregory was an office piglet, madly feasting on the scraps his power-broking bosses threw his way. A free lunch here, a golf…

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The Legend of the Perth Wheel Clamp Man

Belle April 25, 2019

In 2012, Perth was shaken by the actions of one man. Few people have stood so defiantly at the urinal of civil obedience and unleashed…

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POSTCODES: Cottesloe 6011

Belle April 24, 2019 Golden Triangle

With the ocean to one side and Stirling Highway to the other, Cottesloe thought they did all they could to stop commoners from gaining access…

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