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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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Ms Perth Foodie

Belle September 4, 2020 FoodInstagramSocial Media

Sara swoons out of her kitchen with deconstructed nachos served on square plates. Her uncouth barbarian of a friend opens his classless hole, “aw chips…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Magpie Cull

Belle September 4, 2020

For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us up…

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Top 5 signs you are a mummy blogger

Belle September 2, 2020

You Exploit Your Family for Likes Pyramid sellers do it for money, anti-vaxxers do it because they are a few boils short of the black…

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Mr Bunnings DIY

Belle September 1, 2020 BuildingDadHobbyShopping

Trevor is about as handy as a Saudi Arabian thief. A DIY drongo that was initiated in the fires of emasculation. He will never forget…

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IN FOCUS: Balinese Backyard Themes

Belle August 26, 2020

Right now, thousands of Western Australians are suffering from 5th degree SE Asian holiday blue balls. Thanks to early superannuation pilfering & the cancellation of…

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IN FOCUS: Landcruiser 200 Series

Belle August 25, 2020

The Landcruiser 200 series is the viagra of 4WDs – heavily utilised by men beyond their prime. They don’t see “king of the road” as…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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