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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

    The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle

    Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party

    Perth residents have reacted decisively to the clickbait fear mongering of the usual suspects. While the chances of Ex-Tropical Cyclone Narelle hitting Perth in any…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    FIFO workers asked to TikTok from home to ease fuel shortage pressure

    Mining giants are asking their workforce if they can fulfil their duties from home to help ease the fuel shortage pressure facing the sector.  Accordingly,…

    Belle March 23, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Government praises Collingwood’s commitment to working from home to ease fuel crisis

    The Australian Government has praised Collingwood for doing what they want many Australians to do right now: work from home as much as possible. In…

    Belle March 23, 2026
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WA Culture & Notable Events Unique & Other

The Perth Old Mate

Belle May 2, 2021 BoganPersonalityPub

Dazza is a purebred cob and has left the imprint of his King Gee stubbies on barstools from Meekatharra to Esperance. He has done every…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Eliza

Belle May 1, 2021

Eliza is a 2.2m statue that was commissioned by the City of Perth to commemorate the Crawley Baths – back when bobbing around like bull…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: “Your Mate”

Belle May 1, 2021

Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…

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Work & Study

Mr “Imma Lawyer!”

Belle April 30, 2021 professionalwanker

These days Australia has more lawyers than you’d find in O.J’s living room after receiving the consolation prize of an exquisite set of steak knives…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Supermoon

Belle April 28, 2021

Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…

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Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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