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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast

    In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…

    Belle August 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours

    WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning

    Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Nissan Patrol Driver

Belle January 8, 2022 Bogancar

Damo is the kind of bloke who introduces himself as “Diesel” as a part of a decade long campaign to get the self-given nickname to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Clive Palmer Sues Australia on Behalf of Djokovic, Names WA as a Defendant

Belle January 6, 2022

Big bad Clivey P is at it again. This time turning his team of lawyers onto Australia for rejecting Novak Djokovic’s Visa after he arrived…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Fitness Influencer

Belle January 5, 2022 influencer

Leon’s dreams of being an actual athlete were shattered when he realised that when it came to actual sport, he sucked worse than a Patagonian…

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Featured Perth & WA Locations

Ms “I’m Going Douth!”

Belle January 4, 2022 DouthWA Culture

Chelsea gathers a group of girls that she refers to as her favs. Now, it’s important to note that her favs spend about 50% of…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)

Belle January 1, 2022

Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

THE BELL TOWER TIMES YEAR IN REVIEW 2021 (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2021

The summer of river bull sharks – January. After a tragic bull shark attack at Black Wall Reach, Perth blowhards hit new levels of blithering…

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  • Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
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