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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Unique & Other

Feeding Time at the Zoo

Belle June 14, 2015 BoganFood

Here we see a typical clash between self-professed foodies at a bountiful Perth feeding ground. Mr FIFO Foodie has drawn the ire of a waiter…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mount Lawley

Belle May 19, 2015 culturehipsterwanker

Mount Lawley is the bohemian flame to which the scarfed Perthian is drawn. It is a bustling hub of irritating fashion, latte-sipping fixie connoisseurs and…

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Unique & Other

The Mating Ritual of the Southerner

Belle May 8, 2015 BoganFightRelationshipssex

Here we see the mating ritual of the southern derro.  Mr Mandurah is proposing to Ms Belmont over a crab feed with a ring that…

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Perth & WA Locations

Ms Belmont

Belle May 3, 2015

Belmont: come for the cheap bottleshop deals and stay because you failed to navigate the syringe-ridden obstacle course that the locals fondly refer to as…

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Perth & WA Locations

Mr Mandurah

Belle May 1, 2015 BoganFIFO

Farken Mandurah. A hard-drinking marine environment that offers you a chance to catch crabs in the estuaries or from the slurry you rail at Chicken…

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Mr Pingerz

Belle May 1, 2015 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Kev fell off the cooked cunt tree and got penetrated by every fucboii branch on his descent to sweaty shame. He tried his first taste…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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