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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast

    In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…

    Belle August 12, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours

    WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning

    Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…

    Belle August 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion

    News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…

    Belle August 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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Featured Party & Entertainment

Ms Perth Pop-Up Bar

Belle December 11, 2021 influencer

Perth’s pop-up fever outbreak has reached epidemic proportions with party goers suffering symptoms ranging from life-threatening FOMO, pangs of exclusivity and chronic and uncontrollable hashtagitis.…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man Made Islands Proposed to Tackle Perth’s Lack of Western Urban Sprawl

Belle December 7, 2021 WA Culture

Perth has a serious problem when it comes to sprawl equality – why should the North have all the fun? So to tackle the issue,…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings

Belle December 6, 2021

Council House was allegedly buzzing when they heard the news that Perth CBD had snuck a slick one past some tiny Indo fishing village and…

View More Perth Nudges Out Small Indonesian Fishing Village To Claim 458th Spot in Most Lively Central Hub Rankings
Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

Mr Jacob’s Ladder

Belle December 4, 2021 GymWA Culture

Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and Jacob’s…

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Featured WA Culture & Notable Events

The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert

Belle December 3, 2021 WA Culture

Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel.  Much like snakes,…

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Internet Culture

Mrs Facebook Bogan

Belle December 2, 2021 Bogan

On the diseased seas of social media, FB floats like a mighty cruise liner full of boomers, cretins and middle-aged women personifying the essence of…

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TRENDING NEWS

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  • New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours
  • Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning
  • Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion
  • Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
  • Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth

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