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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Perth Cyclist

Belle March 25, 2015 Cyclingexercisewanker

The Tour de Poorcunt rolls along Mounts Bay Road on a crisp Sunday morning. The peloton of mid-life crisis is filled like lycra-clad men chatting…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Facebook Mumma

Belle March 20, 2015 MummySocial Media

Dani spent 9 months slow cooking a little bundle of Facebook irritation. Her little angel’s day of birth marked the happiest day of her life,…

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Health & Medicine

Ms Anti-Vaccine (Bogan)

Belle February 20, 2015 MedicinePseudo Science

Living under a dumb-cunt rock her whole life, Karen was never fully equipped to wrap her head around the complexities of vaccine science. Karen’s life…

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Internet Culture

Ms #lovemylife

Belle February 8, 2015 InstagramMillennialSocial Media

Courtney is a gushing pipe of trial and tribulations. An untappable leak of pessimistic life views about men and the “two-faced bitches” she calls her…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Freo Dockers

Belle February 2, 2015 AFLBoganDadsports

For decades, Ray has kneeled at the altar of the Church of Dockerology. His knees are getting weak but he still gobbles the throbbing cock…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr City2Surf

Belle January 30, 2015 fun runInstagramSocial MediaSportsports

Today is the day all you mouth-breathing soft bodies cop a big load of Troy’s protein-fueled inspiration. The City2Surf is the Perth fitness communities premier…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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