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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Smoko Chat – How to Fix me Broken Marriage

Belle April 1, 2019 Boganlovetradie

In my toime, I’ve fixed entire mine sites with me bare hands, but as I found out via a note stuck to me fridge, there…

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From the Zoo

Where are they NOW? Isagenix Reps

Belle April 1, 2019

In 2013, Jaimee was feeling like a bit of a loser. At the tender age of 26, she still had at least 40 years until…

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IN FOCUS: DC Skate Shoes

Belle March 31, 2019

Heavy is the ankle that wears the crown. Whether your kingdom is on your step mum’s pull out couch, or whether it’s on the best…

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From the Zoo

POSTCODES: Armadale 6112

Belle March 31, 2019 BoganCrime

A day out in Armadale is perfect for any suburban explorer who seeks a white knuckle, adrenaline ride into the land that god forsook. Getting…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

IN FOCUS: Silky Boxer Shorts

Doghouse Reilly March 31, 2019

Once upon a time there were only two kinds of men’s underwear – briefs and boxers. But only fuckbois wore briefs. So really, there was…

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Reckons

Just Quietly: Vulvage is the New Cleavage

Doghouse Reilly March 31, 2019

This may be controversial, but I’m going to go on record and say: I love boobs. Loved em for as long as I can remember,…

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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