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Jessica wakes up and vomits violently all over her sheets. Not due to the ill-effects of an intoxicated stupor but rather due to it being…

Trevor is about as handy as a Saudi Arabian thief. A DIY drongo that was initiated in the fires of emasculation. He will never forget…

Plastic surgeons hate him! Because Lou has found out a way to increase his dick size without ever stepping foot in an operating theatre! Harley…

As the final siren sounds on the Gold Coast v West Coast match, a distinctively louder, more obnoxious sound is fog-horning around the pub. Meet…

For decades, Ray has kneeled at the altar of the Church of Dockerology. His knees are getting weak but he still gobbles the throbbing cock…