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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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My Day on a Plate: Davo

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Where Are They NOW? – Bitcoin Investors

Belle March 18, 2019 cryptoMoney

In November 2017, Perth was gripped by Bitcoin fever. Not one to miss out on a get rich quick scheme, Dawren made the ultimate sacrifice,…

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Mr Eminem Concert 2019

Belle February 27, 2019 Drugs & AlcoholMusic

Jayfree met his baby-mamma at Lakers Tavern in 2015. After 10 Jack & Cokes, the real Slim Shardy stood up and wooed her with a…

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So, you want to be a lawyer?

Belle January 24, 2019 employment

Making the Choice  So, you’re a smart kid that excels in the humanities but has the scientific know-how of a scorched meth cook? You sure…

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The Vespa Driver

Belle January 21, 2019 hipsterHobbymotoring

A Vespa isn’t just a vehicle, it’s a mobile statement for the gent who fancies himself the personification of the Renaissance because he has a fine…

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A Guide to Australia Day

Belle January 17, 2019 AustralianaMajor EventParty

1. Throw a BBQ  The BBQ is Australia’s closest thing to a cultural cuisine and the Straya Day BBQ is the “X-Mas Roast” of BBQs,…

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  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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