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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 

    A Rockingham man who ventured into Perth CBD for a day of flag waving & chanting was left a little confused after he joined the…

    Belle September 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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Mr Perth DJ

Belle November 24, 2016 employmentMusicParty

Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…

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Unique & Other

Mr Bali Bongo Drums

Belle November 18, 2016 Major EventParty

Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…

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Mr Canadian Ski Season

Belle October 23, 2016 sports

Tobz would like people to think he is travelling to Canada as a professional extreme athlete. Which would be true if Red Bull paid Aussies…

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Unique & Other

The Perth New Zealander

Belle October 10, 2016 tradieWorld

Seems Murray couldn’t handle the jandal of Auckland life and set his sights on sunny Perth. He was lured to Perth by stories of mean…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Census Fail

Belle August 10, 2016 Major EventTechnology

Apparently, Sonia holds her privacy above all else. Despite last month, giving the Pokémon Go app her credit card details and permission to track her…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms “Ban Pokemon Go”

Belle July 12, 2016 outrageTechnology

Margaret has a bone to Pikachu with Pokemon Go. Her exposure to the app has been limited, to say the least. Specifically, she spotted a…

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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
  • Confused Rocko man forced to deny he’s a racer after joining wrong event yesterday 
  • Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 
  • REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 
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