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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Galleria to include world’s first drive through, self service bar as part of renovations 

    Morley Galleria will be the proud host to the world’s first combined drive-though and self-service pub. Perhaps the ultimate in thirst quenching convenience.   Due…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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    REPORT: Bunnings Claremont is like a trip to an alternate universe 

    A SOR man has found himself transported to a strange alternate universe the other day when he was forced to pop into Bunnings Claremont for…

    Belle August 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    High Wycombe crowned satin boxer shorts capital of Perth

    High Wycombe has been crowned the satin boxers capital of Perth after it was revealed over 70% of men aged 10-55 rock an un-fresh pair…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    11 hot topics to get a Western Australian worked up

    Westralians are a fierce bunch but these topics bring out the inner best. Have you got what it takes to drop one into conversation? 1.…

    Belle August 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Kid from school who used to punch darts outside Garden City food court now a respectable member of society 

    Against the odds, the little shit you went to school with who was no stranger to the area outside Garbo’s food court has become a…

    Belle August 28, 2025
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Internet Culture Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Boycott Leavers

Belle November 20, 2015 boycottMajor EventMummySlacktivistSocial Media

Linda has appointed herself the Chief Commissioner of the WA fun police. She is a highly decorated buzz-kill veteran who has earned her stripes defending…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Color Run

Belle November 1, 2015 Instagramsports

Joy is happier than the Wiggles on an ecstasy bender. The Color Run 2015 is a perfect opportunity to publicise her herba-lifestyle and isagenetic perfection…

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Unique & Other

The WCE 2015 Grand Final Special

Belle October 4, 2015 AFLMajor Eventsports

Last week, Barry made the step up from obnoxious die-hard to eccentric dickhead by spray painting his Tarago blue & yellow and dragging his family…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Feral Freo Fan

Belle September 26, 2015 AFLCrimesports

Unburdened by the weight of respectability, Macca heads to Domain Stadium to cause more mayhem than Chris Brown and Jeff Farmer on a double date.…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr West Coast Eagles

Belle September 8, 2015 AFLsports

Ken would have you believe that he doesn’t care about the Dockers. In reality, Ken sees the purple-cretins as the red-headed step-brother that somehow managed…

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Perth & WA Locations

The Perth Hill Dweller

Belle August 31, 2015 Boganperf

Deklyn is a simple man, he likes dirt bikes, cones and paying his sister’s mates for gobbies down by Lesmurdie Falls. Modern fashion angers him,…

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