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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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The Traffic Controller

Belle December 29, 2017 employmentFIFOtradie

As a boy Kevo used to look up at signposts and think to himself, “I could do that”, now 33 years later he has landed…

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Ms “I’m Quitting Social Media”

Belle December 2, 2017

When it comes to social media, Mersaydes always packs in more drama than a box set of Law & Order: SVU. Infuriated that her cryptic…

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Work & Study

The UberEATS Delivery Driver

Belle November 30, 2017 employmentFoodmotoring

Arjun left Mumbai with dreams of becoming an I.T professional in Australia. However, the journey of a million computer restarts begins with a single shady…

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Ms Emergency Nurse

Belle November 10, 2017 employmentHealth

When it comes to patients, Rach has all the sympathy of a losing Melbourne Cup horse for his jockey’s glue allergy, but it wasn’t always…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr “I Moved Next to a Pub and Made a Noise Complaint”

Belle November 5, 2017

It’s 10pm, and Simon’s thrilling game of Solitaire is disturbed by the pub next door’s audacious decision to play music for its paying patrons. Aw…

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Mr Electrician

Belle November 4, 2017 employmentFIFOtradie

When deciding on a trade, Jarred didn’t want to be the Super Mario of toilets like his plumber mates, nor did he want a fast…

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  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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