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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar

    Virgin has sought to clarify its policy on allowing pets to fly with their owners inside the cabin after a rush of staffy owners attempted…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade

    Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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Perth & WA Locations

The Perth Hill Dweller

Belle August 31, 2015 Boganperf

Deklyn is a simple man, he likes dirt bikes, cones and paying his sister’s mates for gobbies down by Lesmurdie Falls. Modern fashion angers him,…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr “Adam Goodes is a Flog”

Belle July 28, 2015 Bogansports

Macka’s irrational hate for Adam Goodes reached a surreal climax on the weekend when he was escorted from the stadium following a racial slur. His…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Golden Triangle

Belle July 24, 2015 Finance

William allows the silver spoon of entitlement to penetrate his privileged kwon and knows that the harder he grinds on the generational-elitism, the bigger the…

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Travellers

Mr Bali Ash Cloud

Belle July 14, 2015 BoganDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentPartyTravel

Two weeks ago Bryan had a YOLO moment after too many cans of bourbon and booked a trip to Bali. Giving late notice to his…

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Health & Medicine WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Dry July

Belle June 30, 2015 Drugs & AlcoholInstagramMillennialSlacktivistSocial Media

As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr CEO Sleepout

Belle June 21, 2015 FinanceMoneySlacktivist

Bossman’s spread-sheet personality is as warm and inviting as some antihistamines at a used grundy factory. He discards thousands of employees like yesterday’s Armani suit…

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  • Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade
  • VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early
  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays
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