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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “Newly Single”

Belle November 1, 2017 PartyRelationships

Jasmine finally dropped her man like he was a UFC fan with a staring problem. Like an Arts degree, she had wasted 3 years on…

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A Guide to Becoming a Cyclist

Belle October 29, 2017 sports

1. Dress to Impress – Not having a lucrative endorsement is not a barrier to dressing like you do. Basically, plain lycra is the HIV of…

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The Clarkson Chav

Belle October 27, 2017 World

Despite the fact a Man United shirt is seemingly glued to his body, Will hasn’t been kicking many goals since his parents emigrated to Clarkson,…

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Entertainment

Tips on Having a Great Day at the Races

Belle October 26, 2017 EntertainmentPartyRacessports

1. Women’s Fashion Pick a dress that will make you look as hot as when you enter as when you are filmed slopping around the…

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Ms “I Lived in London”

Belle October 22, 2017 hipsterMillennial

It’s been several years since Olivia’s 3month stint in London but the passion to tell people she indeed temporarily inhabited the big smoke burns brighter…

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Mr American Gun Control

Belle October 10, 2017 World

When it comes to the US mass shooting epidemic, Kyle is like an unlicensed plumber you’d find on Gumtree: he may not know how to…

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  • Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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