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    Sam Mitchell goes home a winner with massive haul of 10c bottles & cans thanks to Hawks fans

    Sammy Mitchell may have lost the chance for Grand Final glory this year but he has done pretty damn well thanks to the classless behaviour…

    Belle September 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL Proudly Announces the 2026 Grand Final will be between the Fitzroy Lions and Fremantle Dockers

    The AFL VFL has announced that following the victory by the Brisbane Lions against Hawthorn the 2026 Grand Final will be between Fitzroy and Freo.…

    Belle September 20, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports Travel

    AFL Congratulates The Real Winners Of Last Night’s prelim final: Aussie Airlines

    Aussie airlines have partied late into the night after sealing an amazing victory in Sydney last night. A spokesperson for the AFL said that it…

    Belle September 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    REVEALED: Swans Tickets Came with Complimentary Ring Light So Fanbase Can Focus on Their Content During the Game

    The Sydney Swans have admitted that they have given out complimentary ring lights with tickets to Friday’s game against Flagmantle due to the unique needs…

    Belle September 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Royal Perth Hospital’s cafeteria hot chips awarded 3 Michelin Stars

    Royal Perth Hospital’s Victoria’s Cafe has finally been given the recognition it deserves for its world famous hot chips. In an Australia first, the cafe…

    Belle September 17, 2026
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Work & Study

Mr “Imma Lawyer!”

Belle April 30, 2021 professionalwanker

These days Australia has more lawyers than you’d find in O.J’s living room after receiving the consolation prize of an exquisite set of steak knives…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mrs Supermoon

Belle April 28, 2021

Doreen’s expectations for the pink Supermoon were sky high, so she loaded up the “didn’t pull out-mobile” and drove her family to the Rockingham Foreshore.…

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From the Zoo

Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call

Belle April 26, 2021

Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…

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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown

Belle April 24, 2021

There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket

Belle April 24, 2021

On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…

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From the Zoo

So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?

Belle April 22, 2021

Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…

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