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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar

    Virgin has sought to clarify its policy on allowing pets to fly with their owners inside the cabin after a rush of staffy owners attempted…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade

    Former North St resident and Marine Parade personality, Cynthia, felt she was stuck in a bit of a rut and knew unless she made some…

    Belle September 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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Mr Pingerz

Belle May 1, 2015 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Kev fell off the cooked cunt tree and got penetrated by every fucboii branch on his descent to sweaty shame. He tried his first taste…

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Ms #boycott Bali

Belle April 30, 2015 BaliboycottSlacktivistTravel

The sound of the executioner’s rifles sent a divisive bullet through our nation’s collective conscience. After the smoke had cleared, the heart of public opinion…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms PETA

Belle April 24, 2015 animalsFoodvegan

PETA epitomises the notion that a messenger can ruin the message. They depict anyone who seeks to commoditise animals as being as sinister as Paul…

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Internet Culture

Ms #FML

Belle April 23, 2015 BoganSocial Media

In reality, FML stands for ‘shower me with the pitiful rain of attention’. Her trials and tribulations are transmitted across social media like a yeasty…

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Internet Culture

Ms Instagram Model

Belle April 22, 2015 babeInstagramMillennial

In the age of Instagram, a modelling career can be as simple as paying some balding ham & sleaze sandwich $500.00 to take underwear shots…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr Newly Single

Belle April 22, 2015 Relationshipsyehtheboys

Chantelle grew tired of walking all over Simon like a crusty doormat. She yearned to get jiggy with a fresher prince and gave Simon his…

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  • Virgin confirms that while staffys are now permitted in its cabins, the owners will still be required to fly Jetstar
  • Cottesloe Woman In Search Of A Sea Change Moves 2km Down Marine Parade
  • VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early
  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays
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