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    Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market

    The parents of a young Perth boy have filled his small heart with hope after reassuring him that the Cockburn ARC waterslides would likely be…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Mr Worldwide thanked for once again proving to big international artists that Perth is indeed part of the world 

    Perth has thanked Pitbull aka Mr Worldwide for once again proving to the international music scene that Perth is indeed part of the world.  They…

    Belle October 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Pitbull pulls off the mid 40s Perth brickie at the races look effortlessly 

    Despite his Cuban heritage, Pitbull seamlessly blends into a key Perth aesthetic. That’s what makes him Mr Worldwide. Many have been left wondering if they…

    Belle October 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Mariah Carey inconsolable after learning she can’t party at the Elephant & Wheelbarrow again

    Last time Mariah Carey was in Perth she reportedly had the time of her life at Northbridge’s premier cougar dive The Elephant & Wheelbarrow. Sadly,…

    Belle October 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    The Bureau of Meteorology reveal new website is payback for public still calling them BoM

    The Bureau of Meteorology has told the Australian public that this is “what you get” when you ignore their pleas to be taken seriously and…

    Belle October 23, 2025
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Mr Pingerz

Belle May 1, 2015 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Kev fell off the cooked cunt tree and got penetrated by every fucboii branch on his descent to sweaty shame. He tried his first taste…

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Internet Culture Travellers

Ms #boycott Bali

Belle April 30, 2015 BaliboycottSlacktivistTravel

The sound of the executioner’s rifles sent a divisive bullet through our nation’s collective conscience. After the smoke had cleared, the heart of public opinion…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms PETA

Belle April 24, 2015 animalsFoodvegan

PETA epitomises the notion that a messenger can ruin the message. They depict anyone who seeks to commoditise animals as being as sinister as Paul…

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Internet Culture

Ms #FML

Belle April 23, 2015 BoganSocial Media

In reality, FML stands for ‘shower me with the pitiful rain of attention’. Her trials and tribulations are transmitted across social media like a yeasty…

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Internet Culture

Ms Instagram Model

Belle April 22, 2015 babeInstagramMillennial

In the age of Instagram, a modelling career can be as simple as paying some balding ham & sleaze sandwich $500.00 to take underwear shots…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr Newly Single

Belle April 22, 2015 Relationshipsyehtheboys

Chantelle grew tired of walking all over Simon like a crusty doormat. She yearned to get jiggy with a fresher prince and gave Simon his…

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  • Parents reassure son that the Cockburn ARC waterslides will finally be open around the same time he can afford to enter the Perth property market
  • Mr Worldwide thanked for once again proving to big international artists that Perth is indeed part of the world 
  • REPORT: Pitbull pulls off the mid 40s Perth brickie at the races look effortlessly 
  • Mariah Carey inconsolable after learning she can’t party at the Elephant & Wheelbarrow again
  • The Bureau of Meteorology reveal new website is payback for public still calling them BoM
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