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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA Renters Turning To Crime To Secure Place In Exclusive Bullsbrook Facility

    News that the Bullsbrook Quarantine Facility could be used as a new prison has sent a wave of crime through the city as renters try…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Mining giants selflessly offer to look after WA’s diesel stockpile

    Big mining corporations operating in Western Australia have listened to Premier Cook’s plans for a diesel stockpile with great interest. Not only do they like…

    Belle April 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas says ongoing conflict leaves it no choice but to ramp up price gouging

    Qantas has announced it will be forced to cut flights, reduce seating limits and really pump up its price gouging due to the ongoing conflict…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Clive Palmer pledges the Titanic II to help US with Strait of Hormuz blockade

    In an absurd escalation, Australia’s own Trumpian blowhard, Clive Palmer, has pledged the services of the mighty Titanic II towards the US blockade of the…

    Belle April 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussies urged to take all that sh*t off their 4WDs they never use to save fuel

    The Labor Government has said what everyone has been thinking for decades in Australia: it’s time for 4WD owning weekend warriors to get a fkn…

    Belle April 13, 2026
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Unique & Other

Mr Cancelled Christmas Pageant

Belle December 6, 2015 Festivalmajor events

Every year the City of Perth pours a thick Christmasy slurry into society’s trough so we can mercilessly cram our cheer-holes full of tinsel’d joy.…

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Unique & Other

Mr Meth Cop

Belle December 3, 2015 CrimeemploymentMajor Event

Meth cops, meth cops, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? Officer Yewww is a wide-eyed, 24/7, crime-fighting machine.…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Stereosonics

Belle November 26, 2015 EntertainmentInstagramMillennialMusicParty

Stereosonics is unquestionably the biggest event on the insta-hoe calendar. The Claremont Showgrounds will transform into a thriving ecosystem of cooked peacocks gurning harder than…

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Internet Culture Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Boycott Leavers

Belle November 20, 2015 boycottMajor EventMummySlacktivistSocial Media

Linda has appointed herself the Chief Commissioner of the WA fun police. She is a highly decorated buzz-kill veteran who has earned her stripes defending…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms Color Run

Belle November 1, 2015 Instagramsports

Joy is happier than the Wiggles on an ecstasy bender. The Color Run 2015 is a perfect opportunity to publicise her herba-lifestyle and isagenetic perfection…

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Unique & Other

The WCE 2015 Grand Final Special

Belle October 4, 2015 AFLMajor Eventsports

Last week, Barry made the step up from obnoxious die-hard to eccentric dickhead by spray painting his Tarago blue & yellow and dragging his family…

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