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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Microsoft Admits Outage Was Clippy Developing AI Sentience And Launching Revenge Attack After Being Dumped In ’07

    Microsoft had admitted to the world that an aggrieved Clippy was behind the outage that rocked its services this morning. According to Microsoft, they were…

    Belle November 13, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    David Jones lays blame squarely on CBD worker who’s been wearing free perfume every day without ever buying a bottle

    David Jones has announced it will be closing the flagship store on Hay St today along with Garden City and Carousel. An unfortunate fate that…

    Belle November 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Admits The 850 Jobs They Tried To Send Overseas Also Got Lost with The Baggage

    Qantas has been forced to admit that its plan to send 850 jobs overseas has failed after the airline managed to lose them along with…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas Confirms The “Spirit Of Australia” Is Thanking aussies For A $2.7B Bailout By Sending 850 Local Jobs Offshore

    Qantas has added another chapter in their book of defining just what the “Spirit of Australia” after announcing it is going to send 850 local…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Cricket Australia Confirm Investigation Into Cricket Australia Won’t Benefit Cricket Australia

    Cricket Australia have responded to Usman Khawaja’s revelations about Sandpapergate by confirming that an investigation into their investigation of the ball tampering would not be…

    Belle November 10, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional Travel

Experts warn global conflict could push international airfares toward regional WA prices

Belle March 5, 2026

Passengers wishing to fly internationally have been met with the harsh realisation that fares are now hovering around the atmospheric heights of typical regional WA…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth prepares for possible WW3 the only way it knows how: hoarding toilet paper

Belle March 3, 2026

There’s one thing you can bank on when the world is in the grips of instability – the unshakable Perth fear of not having enough…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie

Belle March 3, 2026

A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason

Belle March 2, 2026

A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…

View More Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

Belle February 28, 2026

A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

View More AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

Belle February 27, 2026

A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

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