Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…
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Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…
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Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothingÂ
Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective. Parts…
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Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…
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Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…
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Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…
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