Trovyn & Prada knew they were perfect for each other when they locked eyes in the queue at the Passport Office.
A cheeky glance turned into a roaring conversation. Slamming the Passport Office’s lack of organisation despite both of them leaving their renewals to 4 weeks before their international holidays.
Their conversation soon turned to their shared passion for blowing $1000 on piss in Bali but deeming the fast track passport option “too expensive”.
Their conversation soon turned to their shared passion for blowing $1000 on piss in Bali but deeming the fast track passport option “too expensive”.
Naturally, the love blossomed and before they knew it they were walking down the aisle of the Passport Office. Trovyn told The Times,
“They say loife happens when you’re busy farken up your plans. I feel that. Prada is my angel and I’m happy to say that a few months ago we welcomed a new generation of passport queuers into the world”
Prada is optimistic about the young family’s future but hopes that her kids can raise kids of their own in a better positon than they are in,
“Like all parents I just want my kids to be in a more advanced spot in the Passport Office queue. You can tell those near the front are enjoying it more and I think one day we will get there”
While raising a family in the Passport Office queue may not be for everyone, Trovyn says that it has helped him teach their kids life lessons they would otherwise miss. Adding,
“They are getting a serious education in blaming others for your own lack of foresight. I think that’s an important trait in a modern Australian. He’ll grow up conditioned to leave things to the last minute, who knows if I had my shit together I may not have met Prada”
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