REPORT: Freak Who Claims To Go For Eagles & Dockers Making Everyone Uncomfortable
Dan, a new employee at a city accounting firm has made waves amongst his colleagues after his controversial views came to light. Completely disregarding the…
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Rory Lobb Thanks The Great Cornholio For Dominant Performance Tonight
Rory Lobb has channeled a higher power to get one over St Kilda this evening at Marvel Stadium. That power, of course, was the great…
WA Appeals To Eastern State Workers – Come For Cheap Gas, Stay For Abundant Lettuce
WA is positioning itself to be the “land that eastern state problems forgot” with sensational deals on domestic gas usage and a fairly reasonable lettuce…
Perth Man Feeling Dusty After The Weekend Convinced It’s The Monkeypox
East Perth resident Trent, has awoken on Monday morning with mild dehydration, sniffles, and some dry, itchy skin around his face. Ordinarily, they would be…
Docker’s Fan Petitions AFL To Ban Wet Weather Footy
Diehard Docker’s fan, Bruce, started a petition calling for the official ban of wet weather footy during halftime of last week’s clash against the Suns. …
Albo Gets “6000” Neck Tattoo To Commemorate Acceptance By WA People
In a joyous victory speech, Albo thanked the WA people for helping make that “weak dog” ScoMo piss at the polls and helping the ALP…