Vossy conducts 23 citizens arrests for stealing a finals spot
Michael Voss has been forced to conduct 23 citizens arrests this evening after accusing 23 players of stealing a finals spot. The arrest comes after…
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Freo fans start painful task of finding new activities for their September holiday in MelbourneÂ
All across Westralia, Freo fans have started the gruelling task of finding fun new activities to do in Melbourne seeing as they’d locked & loaded…
Freo fan still feeling unclean after 8th shower after barracking for an Eagles victory yesterday
A Flagmantle fan has taken a few top layers of skin off after what his wife describes as “excessive showering” to wash away the stink…
Harley Reid awarded the Dale Kickett Medal for services to derby demolition
A panel of 3 judges unanimously awarded Eagles’ young’n the highest honour in a Western Derby – the Dale Kickett medal. From the bounce, the…
REPORT: Melbourne couldn’t find a clearance at an early 2000s Rugs-a-Million closing down sale
The AFL has conceded that one of its most loved sons – the Melbourne Demons – have developed a real and brutal allergy to clearances…
China announces it will loan West Coast two pandas to inject some energy into their games
Chinese Premier Li Quang has used his trip to Western Australia to announce that China is invested in the long-term success of the West Coast…