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Fast train from Perth to Bunbury

Fast rail from Perth to Bunbury would “pay for itself” if they put a stop at the Farmers Market, Government told

October 23, 2022

The fast rail from Perth to Bunbury has been somewhat of a political football for decades in WA. While there appears to be community support…

“Told You It Was Cold” – North Face Wearer Feels Vindicated After Perth Reclaims Ice Capital Title

June 25, 2022

“See, I wasn’t being dramatic!”, North Face devotee Mel loudly exclaimed as she rushed to share the news of Perth reclaiming the ice capital of…

Pilbara Coldwave – Desperate Newman Resident Forced To Put On Two Pairs Of Shorts

May 31, 2022

Pilbara residents in towns such as Newman, Tom Price & Marble Bar have been rocked by cold fronts today with the maximum in Newman only…

John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”

April 2, 2022

The hard-drinking, hard-fighting kangaroo locals have not reacted to The Department of Biodiversity, Conservations, and Attractions’ decision to not renew their watering hole’s lease poorly…

Bogan Plans To Do Bali Quarantine The Old Fashioned Way – In A Denpasar Holding Cell

March 4, 2022

Aiden aka Aido is planning to fly to Bali at the first possible opportunity. Having level 10 call-me-boss-blue-balls for almost 2 years.  He could, of…

The Golden Retriever Owner

February 2, 2022

Mary decided to purchase a Golden Retriever during a period of great turmoil in her life. Her eldest daughter had shacked up a Labor voter…

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