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Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage

July 6, 2023

Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…

New Study Reveals Spud King’s Body Hair Surpasses Arctic Wear in Warming Efficiency

July 5, 2023

Australian consumers could soon be wearing a Galati-leg-hair-Gilet or a full body hair sleeping bag after a groundbreaking study has revealed that the spud king’s…

How to get the most tax back from those ATO dogs

July 4, 2023

G’day Keifo here. Not surprisingly, I deal with dumb dogs every day and it has become my mission to replace the shit between your ears…

English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries 

July 3, 2023

“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…

Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it

July 2, 2023

Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…

Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being

July 1, 2023

A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…

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