Idiot Melburnian visiting Perth thinks he can just waltz in and grab a coffee after 3 pm
A clueless Melbourne arsehole has entered our great nation of Westralia and is expected to satisfy his coffee craving after 3 pm today. Locals called…
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New op shop opening next to Raine Square boutiques to reach customers who can afford op shops
Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Tiffany & Co. What do these brands have in common? They are about to share Rain Square with a real heavy hitter…
Local Lycra Warrior Has an Unsettling Twinkle in His Eye After Perth’s Jai Hindley Takes Out Tour de France Stage
Local Lycra warrior and 3 abreast specialist Tony has sprung out of bed. Still charging from watching Perth boy Jai Hindley break away in the…
New Study Reveals Spud King’s Body Hair Surpasses Arctic Wear in Warming Efficiency
Australian consumers could soon be wearing a Galati-leg-hair-Gilet or a full body hair sleeping bag after a groundbreaking study has revealed that the spud king’s…
How to get the most tax back from those ATO dogs
G’day Keifo here. Not surprisingly, I deal with dumb dogs every day and it has become my mission to replace the shit between your ears…
English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries
“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…