BREAKING: Satan repents after being faced with an eternity of live Rolf Harris songs
The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
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Severely Hungover Creature Opts For Evening YouTube Vortex Over Well-Needed Rest
To say Alex tied one off last night would be an understatement. Starting at 9 am, he was lost in a disgusting binge of Cruisers,…
Extreme Weather Event Declared In Broome Yesterday As Mercury Dipped To 9.6 Degrees
The fine people of Broome are still recovering from what was declared an “extreme weather event” yesterday morning as the temperature dipped to a bone-chilling…
Perth runner admits the real endurance event was making 2019’s HBF Run For A Reason shirt last 3 years
Brett, who ran in today’s HBF Run For A Reason admitted that the 12km run was “nothing” compared to the painstaking measures he took to…
Perth On High Alert: Cougars On The Prowl To Farewell Their Queen Tina Turner Tonight
The who’s who of cocktail dress wearing cougars will be out in force tonight to knock back a few cocktails in honour of their queen…
FIFO supervisor honoured to finally see his name slandered on a toilet wall up north
FIFO supervisor Keith was worried that he wasn’t striking enough resentment into the hearts of his underlings after starting a new job up north last…