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John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”

April 2, 2022

The hard-drinking, hard-fighting kangaroo locals have not reacted to The Department of Biodiversity, Conservations, and Attractions’ decision to not renew their watering hole’s lease poorly…

Bogan Plans To Do Bali Quarantine The Old Fashioned Way – In A Denpasar Holding Cell

March 4, 2022

Aiden aka Aido is planning to fly to Bali at the first possible opportunity. Having level 10 call-me-boss-blue-balls for almost 2 years.  He could, of…

The Golden Retriever Owner

February 2, 2022

Mary decided to purchase a Golden Retriever during a period of great turmoil in her life. Her eldest daughter had shacked up a Labor voter…

IN FOCUS: “Speed Dealers” the Ultimate in Eyewear

November 13, 2021

You’ll know you’re ready for the speed dealer life as soon as your red eyes make contact with the perfect pair in the servo sunnies…

Gina Rinehart Warns Students of the Effect Climate Change “Propaganda” Could Have on Her Bottom Line

October 7, 2021

Gina Rinehart has made an impassioned plea to the students of St Hilda’s to pause and reflect on the impact that acting on climate change…

Concerns for Strata Residents After Meddling Old Cow Buys Laminator

October 1, 2021

Residents in a West Perth strata complex have braced for impact after the meddling old cow from unit 6 was seen with a brand-spankin’ laminator…

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