“Told You It Was Cold” – North Face Wearer Feels Vindicated After Perth Reclaims Ice Capital Title
“See, I wasn’t being dramatic!”, North Face devotee Mel loudly exclaimed as she rushed to share the news of Perth reclaiming the ice capital of…
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Pilbara Coldwave – Desperate Newman Resident Forced To Put On Two Pairs Of Shorts
Pilbara residents in towns such as Newman, Tom Price & Marble Bar have been rocked by cold fronts today with the maximum in Newman only…
John Forrest Tav Kangaroos Deliver Message To Developers – “Just Fucken Try It, Mate”
The hard-drinking, hard-fighting kangaroo locals have not reacted to The Department of Biodiversity, Conservations, and Attractions’ decision to not renew their watering hole’s lease poorly…
Bogan Plans To Do Bali Quarantine The Old Fashioned Way – In A Denpasar Holding Cell
Aiden aka Aido is planning to fly to Bali at the first possible opportunity. Having level 10 call-me-boss-blue-balls for almost 2 years. He could, of…
The Golden Retriever Owner
Mary decided to purchase a Golden Retriever during a period of great turmoil in her life. Her eldest daughter had shacked up a Labor voter…
IN FOCUS: “Speed Dealers” the Ultimate in Eyewear
You’ll know you’re ready for the speed dealer life as soon as your red eyes make contact with the perfect pair in the servo sunnies…