Clive Palmer Commences High Court Action To Become Member For Rockingham, Premier
Sources tell The Times that mining magnate Clive Palmer is patting himself on the back this week as he claimed credit for wearing Mark McGowan…
Search Results for: old mate
Kochie Shocks Nation By Appearing In Social Media Posts That Aren’t Crypto Scams
Kochie has shocked the nation by appearing in legitimate social media posts announcing his retirement from Sunrise this morning. Previously, the only time anyone has…
BREAKING: Satan repents after being faced with an eternity of live Rolf Harris songs
The Prince of Darkness has allegedly broken down and begged for the Lord’s forgiveness after just two weeks of enduring tremendous paedo Rolf Harris’ shitty…
Severely Hungover Creature Opts For Evening YouTube Vortex Over Well-Needed Rest
To say Alex tied one off last night would be an understatement. Starting at 9 am, he was lost in a disgusting binge of Cruisers,…
Extreme Weather Event Declared In Broome Yesterday As Mercury Dipped To 9.6 Degrees
The fine people of Broome are still recovering from what was declared an “extreme weather event” yesterday morning as the temperature dipped to a bone-chilling…
Perth runner admits the real endurance event was making 2019’s HBF Run For A Reason shirt last 3 years
Brett, who ran in today’s HBF Run For A Reason admitted that the 12km run was “nothing” compared to the painstaking measures he took to…