Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years
Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…
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Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h
WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h. This 2Fast2Incompetent…
Top 5 Things To Do On Boxing Day
Purge your body of its sins – while it’s not in the Bible, it is clear that smokin’ Joe and V-Plate’s Mary wanted people to…
Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse
In classic form, WA man Luke has once again failed to adequately plan for one of the few days of the year that bottlos are…
Man Lapping Up Credit For “Working” Over Xmas Settling In To Do Absolutely Nothing For 2 Weeks
Senior management at a mid-sized business has commended a young worker’s gumption after he selflessly agreed to not take any additional time off over Xmas…
Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…