Mr I Moved to Melbourne
It’s been a year since Matty moved to Melbourne City and he has been too busy creaming himself over trams and dumplings to give his…
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Mr Kwinana Motorplex
Bruce pours water into a bowl of Fruit Loops and slurps his breakfast while watching the V8 Supercars on Foxtel. To Bruce’s disgust, a Ford…
Mr Nedlands
It’s been years since Richard emerged from the pool of pretentious education, so to stave off the chilly breeze of moving on, he still wears…
Ms Perth New Zealander
Trish is rougher than Vulcan wacking you off with a sand-paper lined flesh light before Mike Whitney asked if your little gladiator was ready. She…
Mr “I’m Gonna Start a Podcast”
In the office, Ben is like a roaming transmitter broadcasting the fact he is informed by Podcasts. While on his daily patrol he smells the…
Mr 10c Can & Bottle Recycling Scheme
Barry has been hoarding cans & bottles in his Kelmscott yard since Colin flagged the 10c refund scheme in 2016. Although, some would say he’s…