IN FOCUS: Neighbour Who Loves a Leaf Blower
Since their inception, leaf blowers have been tearing more suburbs apart than the St Andreas Fault. Statistically, every suburb will have at least 10 blow…
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Mr Cyclist
Move over incels, there is a new oppressed minority in town: the road cyclist. By day, Terry is a mild-mannered physiotherapist that lives on a…
Mr After Work Drinks
After suckling upon the teat of mild intoxication at lunch, Dan is feeling bluer than the Cookie Monster’s balls at an Arnott’s strip show. He…
Mr Maylands
As the gentrification wave sweeps through a suburb you are left with an abudnace of new cafes, increased property value and of course, the trend-humping…
Mr Lynwood/Ferndale
Harisyn has always been the golden child of the family. Unlike his brothers, he actually made it to year 10 before being expelled for stealing…
Mr “I Bought a House!”
Sure Anthony worked, but when it came to blessings, life always had its legs open, and he always seemed to be washing his dick in…